The Republic of Autisticsta is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 6 million Autisticstans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The strong Autisticstan economy, worth 311 billion Autisticoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 51,895 Autisticoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

All facts are created equal, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Autisticsta's national animal is the Shark, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Autisticsta is ranked 259,165^th in the world and 168^th in Eladria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.