The Shipping Conglomerate of Australia Post is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Postmaster Andrew with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.226 billion Postpeople enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorting Centre 23A. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Packaged economy, worth a remarkable 4,610 trillion Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 252,951 Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Australia Post are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the fattest folk in Australia Post look to be the happiest ones, every week is blindness awareness week, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Australia Post's national animal is the Cardboard Box, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Australia Post is ranked 113,407^th in the world and 7^th in Australialia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 149.78 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.