The Commonwealth of Atylsitae is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Tylyesan Kaltemoro with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.464 billion Atylsitans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isudro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.3%.

The strong Atylsitan economy, worth 317 trillion Derndzüas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 58,073 Derndzüas, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, children receive government-sanctioned brainrot, and churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Atylsitae's national animal is the Arakehl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is All Faiths.

Atylsitae is ranked 81,596^th in the world and 385^th in the Outback for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,897.06 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.