The Dominion of Atomic Garden is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Graffin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.51 billion Atomic Gardenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garden City. The average income tax rate is 6.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Atomic Gardenian economy, worth a remarkable 7,778 trillion Singles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 263,579 Singles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Atomic Garden's national animal is the Great Ape, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Atomic Garden is ranked 257,402^nd in the world and 3,831^st in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.47 law-abiding acts per hour.