The Most Serene Republic of Atisia is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and lack of airports. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 991 million Atisians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Atisian economy, worth 77.5 trillion Atisoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 78,211 Atisoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, Atisia has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Atisia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Atisia is ranked 251,446^th in the world and 934^th in The Frontier Sea for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -6.33 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.