The Confederacy of Atican is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-working, devout population of 538 million Aticanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 12.3%.

The strong Aticanian economy, worth 40.5 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,209 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and voting is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Atican's national animal is the Bee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Atican is ranked 263,474^th in the world and 14,625^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 76.51 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.