The Magical Kingdom of Astlevania is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.074 billion Astlevanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royalty. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The very strong Astlevanian economy, worth 62.8 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 58,502 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 169,429 per year while the poor average 16,008, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Astlevania has designated Royalty as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Astlevania's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Astlevania is ranked 41,804^th in the world and 1,116^th in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 14.43 Obesity Rate.