The Kingdom of Asolliku is a huge, genial nation, ruled by King Max X with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 969 million Asollikuans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lodres. The average income tax rate is 37.3%.

The strong Asollikuan economy, worth 56.4 trillion Asolliku Lire a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,222 Asolliku Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, the Lodres Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, and research into 'designer babies' is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Asolliku's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Asolliku is ranked 178,468^th in the world and 55^th in Southern Forest for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.78 percentage of bribes refused.