The Republic of Asdaids is a small, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 36 million Asdaidsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 16.4%.

The strong Asdaidsian economy, worth 1.94 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 53,954 Reais, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and scientists take credit every time it rains in Portugal. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asdaids's national animal is the Capibara, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Asdaids is ranked 234,674^th in the world and 93^rd in Portugal for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 195.26 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.