The Holy Empire of Asauyin is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 511 million Asauyinians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Asauyinian economy, worth 13.6 trillion holy coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 26,627 holy coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police double as repo men, nudity is frowned upon, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, and the nation's healthcare system has taken a "survival of the fittest" approach in administering care. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asauyin's national animal is the holy eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Asauyin is ranked 322,335^th in the world and 13^th in NationStates ARGs for Most Developed, scoring 44.75 on the Human Development Index.