The Republic of Art Wellspringia is a massive, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.264 billion Art Landians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 42.6%.

The Art Wellspringian economy, worth 89.0 trillion Colors a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,323 Colors, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account, and tax assessment offices double as polling stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Art Wellspringia's national animal is the Butterfly, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Art Wellspringia is ranked 180,595^th in the world and 89^th in The Wellspring for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,328.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.