The Rogue Nation of Arrowpolo is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by President Jameson Wood with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.352 billion Arrowpoloans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arrow Head Bay. The average income tax rate is 61.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Arrowpolese economy, worth 373 trillion Arrowheads a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 69,718 Arrowheads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, corporate lobbying has been outlawed, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arrowpolo's national animal is the Hammerhead Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Arrowpoloan Shamanism.

Arrowpolo is ranked 220,997^th in the world and 5^th in Yinzeria for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.