The Grand Realm of Armourige is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Celestia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.608 billion Armours enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlacoya. The average income tax rate is 9.9%.

The strong Armourigean economy, worth 103 trillion Lunaris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,943 Lunaris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

A vast monorail network carries people all over the country, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, and babies are a small but significant export. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Armourige's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aysmptotic Way.

Armourige is ranked 104,867^th in the world and 4,881^st in Lazarus for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.35 percentage of bribes refused.