The Colony of Ardoniftslorchouffe is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 828 million Ardoniftslorchouffeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardon. The average income tax rate is 15.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Ardoniftslorchouffean economy, worth 26.1 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,548 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, Leader has just been declared ruler of Ardoniftslorchouffe in an international press conference, and estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ardoniftslorchouffe's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ardoniftslorchouffe is ranked 263,415^th in the world and 721^st in NationStates for Largest Black Market, with 120 billion Standard Monetary Units.