The Stubby Toe Jumper of ArchPDX is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its fear of technology, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.583 billion ARCH-PEE-DEE-EHCKS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weeeb. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.0%.

The strong an archole economy, worth 85.4 trillion East Lebatuckese lire a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 53,938 East Lebatuckese lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. ArchPDX's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ArchPDX is ranked 283,934^th in the world and 4^th in Lesser Gulf of Silanjax for Most Influential, scoring 14 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.