The United Kingdom of Antwerpenn is a large, genial nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 153 million Antwerpennians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 35.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Antwerpennian economy, worth 6.41 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,905 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, the nation's smallest Waffleball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, and reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Antwerpenn's national animal is the Waffle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Antwerpenn is ranked 288,339^th in the world and 254^th in The Khamen Union for Highest Drug Use, scoring 25.09 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.