The Eternal Kingpin of Antevile is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Little Miss Missile with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.271 billion Assassins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cellblock MAL-1C3. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.4%.

The strong Antevilean economy, worth 518 trillion liberations a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,278 liberations, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, there are no longer any roads less traveled, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Antevile's national animal is the injunction, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Malice.

Antevile is ranked 288,696^th in the world and 5^th in Alcatraz for Most Cultured, scoring 53 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.