Population | 9.468 billion |
Capital | Canterina |
Leader | Eris |
Currency | Zenaria |
Animal | Otter |
The Incorporated States of Ankoz is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Eris with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.468 billion Aztereks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canterina. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Ankozian economy, worth a remarkable 2,325 trillion Zenarias a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,582 Zenarias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", and owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ankoz's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Ankoz is ranked 50,615th in the world and 3rd in Central Scientific Progress Coalition for Most Stationary, with 889.789881923 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ankoz, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
- : Following new legislation in Ankoz, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
- : Following new legislation in Ankoz, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
- : Following new legislation in Ankoz, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Following new legislation in Ankoz, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
- : Following new legislation in Ankoz, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite.
- : Following new legislation in Ankoz, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
- : Following new legislation in Ankoz, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Ankoz, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Ankoz.
- : Following new legislation in Ankoz, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.