The Dᴀяк sʜᴀᴅow ԍᴜv'мıɴт of Animal Farmerica is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President Donald J Trump with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.529 billion Muricans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New New York. The average income tax rate is 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Murican economy, worth a remarkable 5,523 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 245,157 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and sly spies try to rely on national allies so that they don't die. Crime is totally unknown. Animal Farmerica's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lex Lutheran Christianity.

Animal Farmerica is ranked 1,075^th in the world and 1^st in Zombie Research Institute for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 10,015.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.