The Party Land of Anguda is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by General Dave with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, infamous sell-swords, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 23.306 billion Angudans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Davetown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Angudan economy, worth a remarkable 8,097 trillion Angudan Gambling Chips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 347,455 Angudan Gambling Chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

You can't ask the government "you and whose army?" when they declare they're going to rob you, the latest government policy passed by a close shave, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, and newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anguda's national animal is the cheetah, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Anguda is ranked 306,446^th in the world and 1^st in Brennauer for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -18.17 on the Clooney Contribution Index.