The Party Land of Anguda is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Dave with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 18.353 billion Angudans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Davetown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Angudan economy, worth a remarkable 6,361 trillion Angudan Gambling Chips a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 346,599 Angudan Gambling Chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, school uniforms are compulsory, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, and a flying elephant and General Dave share the same nickname. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anguda's national animal is the cheetah, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Anguda is ranked 2,826^th in the world and 1^st in Brennauer for Lowest Crime Rates, with 132.51 law-abiding acts per hour.