The Republic of Androidistan is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Alexander Phoenix with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 11.333 billion Androidistanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ashland. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Androidistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,927 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 170,064 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Clothing with a scarlet S is popular among repentant body shamers, journalists listen to the money talk, knowing the capital of Bigtopia is cause for public shaming, and government debts are financed through alchemy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Androidistan's national animal is the Black Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Androidistan is ranked 3,420^th in the world and 6^th in Declansburg for Lowest Crime Rates, with 128 law-abiding acts per hour.