The Kingdom of Ancien Regime Francais is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Jean IV with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.388 billion Frenches are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ancien Regime Francaisian economy, worth 89.4 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,433 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, Jean IV has just been declared ruler of Ancien Regime Francais in an international press conference, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ancien Regime Francais's national animal is the Gallic Rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ancien Regime Francais is ranked 232,523^rd in the world and 103^rd in Geopolity for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.83 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.