| Population | 2.163 billion |
| Capital | Han Li City |
| Leader | President Han Yi |
| Currency | Yuan |
| Animal | Giant Panda |
The People's Republic of Ancerikoukan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Han Yi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.163 billion Ancerikoukanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Public Transport receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Han Li City. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Ancerikoukanian economy, worth 184 trillion Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,282 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Ancerikoukan isn't what it used to be, Big Belly is watching you, Bambi has been banned, and the navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ancerikoukan's national animal is the Giant Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Ancerikoukan is ranked 320,249th in the world and 30th in Valley of Peace for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 13.25 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Ancerikoukan, the navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!".
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Ancerikoukan, Bambi has been banned.
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Ancerikoukan, Big Belly is watching you.
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Ancerikoukan, Ancerikoukan isn't what it used to be.
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Ancerikoukan, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
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Ancerikoukan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
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Ancerikoukan, reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day.
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Ancerikoukan, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense.
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Ancerikoukan, both criminals and civilians are DOA.
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Ancerikoukan, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.



















