The Federal Republic of An Si is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Uachtarán Olli with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.581 billion Sians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maighe Tuireadh. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sian economy, worth 488 trillion punts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 87,380 punts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. An Si's national animal is the mountain hare, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

An Si is ranked 3,814^th in the world and 14^th in Libertarian Socialist Confederation for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.42 percentage of bribes refused.