The Republic of Amnesian Protector is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, devout population of 1.637 billion Amnesian Protectorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 42.7%.

The Amnesian Protectorian economy, worth 82.5 trillion yeses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,418 yeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, music award shows include surprise polygraph segments, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and endangered species are effective hostages against the Amnesian Protectorian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amnesian Protector's national animal is the arf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Amnesian Protector is ranked 280,134^th in the world and 235^th in Pluralpedia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.43 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.