The Federal Republic of Amerkania is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 702 million Amerkanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 8.9%.

The powerhouse Amerkanian economy, worth 68.6 trillion Grand Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 97,712 Grand Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

WhoTube speedrunners always have at least one viewer, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, and prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Amerkania's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Amerkania is ranked 45,570^th in the world and 68^th in Empire of Great Britain for Nicest Citizens, with 18.02 average smiles per day.