The United States of Americaya is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.086 billion Americayans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 35.4%.

The thriving Americayan economy, worth 293 trillion US Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 71,949 US Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Americaya in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown. Americaya's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Americaya is ranked 3,992^nd in the world and 3^rd in Astellaria for Highest Drug Use, scoring 375.04 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.