The Holy Empire of Ambassador Waldorff is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.996 billion Ambassador Waldorffians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 46.8%.

The very strong Ambassador Waldorffian economy, worth 156 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,209 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and scientists take credit every time it rains in RONOL. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ambassador Waldorff's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ambassador Waldorff is ranked 134,616^th in the world and 1^st in RONOL for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 540.62 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.