The Kingdom of Ambassador of FF is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.038 billion Ambassador of FFians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Ambassador of FFian economy, worth 35.4 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 17,355 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ambassador of FF's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ambassador of FF is ranked 159,049^th in the world and 3^rd in Fascist Front for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,425.02 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.