The Kothic Messenger Boy of Ambassadonia is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by null with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 22.15 billion Ambassadonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of null. The average income tax rate is 50.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Ambassadonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,108 trillion nulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 50,058 nulls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and people's charity begins and ends at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ambassadonia's national animal is the null, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is null.

Ambassadonia is ranked 166,827^th in the world and 141^st in Lily for Highest Average Incomes, with 50,058.42 Standard Monetary Units.