The United States of Amazonnian Lands is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leonardo Bezerra with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.168 billion Amazonnians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Administration, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brasilia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Amazonnian Landsian economy, worth 557 trillion Botos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 176,013 Botos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 801,040 per year while the poor average 23,643, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

Sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and playing card suits are sold separately. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Amazonnian Lands's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shamanism.

Amazonnian Lands is ranked 316,429^th in the world and 5^th in IADG for Nicest Citizens, with 0.5 average smiles per day.