The Sician Island Kingdom of Amaabj is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by King pulāi I with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.737 billion Amaans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ˈkaekau. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Amaan economy, worth a remarkable 5,147 trillion Wōs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 327,115 Wōs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, the government conducts negotiations with drawings after firing multilinguals for treason, thorough preparation of street foods defeats the purpose of really fast food, and every noble family has a 'personal file' on record courtesy of the central intelligence service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amaabj's national animal is the Flying Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Amaaism.

Amaabj is ranked 331,743^rd in the world and 9^th in Regional League for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0.41 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.