The Republic of Alya Kujou is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 294 million Alya Kujouans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 50.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Alya Kujouan economy, worth 9.49 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 32,279 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs, people spend a lot on hair and nails, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Alya Kujou City. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alya Kujou's national animal is the Eurasian Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

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