The Colony of Always last option is a large, pleasant nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 152 million Always last optionians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The enormous government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.7%.

The Always last optionian economy, worth 7.45 trillion grasses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 49,003 grasses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 140,615 per year while the poor average 13,583, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets, convicted conmen and fraudsters often leave prison to enter a career in politics, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, and the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Always last option's national animal is the carp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Always last option is ranked 297,087^th in the world and 5^th in OOK OOK for Most Developed, scoring 50.13 on the Human Development Index.