The Scarface of Alphonse Capone is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Al Capone with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.656 billion Wise Guys are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.2%.

The strong Wise Guy economy, worth 498 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,139 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Newspapers are running a front-page picture of Al Capone holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, Chicago's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, and eating kids as food has been enshrined in law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Alphonse Capone's national animal is the Doggo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bullets.

Alphonse Capone is ranked 83,382^nd in the world and 1^st in Chicago Outfit for Most Influential, scoring 944 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.