The One World Government of Alpha2 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Secret Chiefs with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 43.318 billion Alphatians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Stunövall Sprawl. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Alpha2ian economy, worth an astonishing 24,437 trillion Guineas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 564,153 Guineas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,058,264 per year while the poor average 25,260, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Fat-shaming is now public policy, scientists on maritime expeditions return with a healthy glow, The Secret Chiefs has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, and pocket dialling is a criminal offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Alpha2's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is egotheism.

Alpha2 is ranked 307,330^th in the world and 43^rd in Scandinavia for Nicest Citizens, with 0.05 average smiles per day.