The Queendom of Aloustein is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 487 million Aloustinois are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ödenskaya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.2%.

The powerhouse Alousteinian economy, worth 40.9 trillion dollar Aloustighs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 84,086 dollar Aloustighs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 485,153 per year while the poor average 6,965, a ratio of 69.7 to 1.

The industries of Aloustein are coughing all the way to the bank, money grows on trees, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, and the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aloustein's national animal is the furet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aloustein is ranked 309,042^nd in the world and 68^th in Tarkin for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 19.81 on the Kitten Softness Rating.