The Colony of Alien Boy is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 456 million Alien Boyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The strong Alien Boyian economy, worth 22.5 trillion 808s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 49,375 808s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 318,227 per year while the poor average 3,095, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Alien Boy's national animal is the human, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Alien Boy is ranked 34,220^th in the world and 7^th in Aeternas for Rudest Citizens, with 107.14 insults per minute.