The Kingdom of Alflandres is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Felipe IV Dourenberg-Nassau with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.555 billion Alflandrinos enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.3%.

The strong Alflandresian economy, worth 173 trillion Flarims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 67,766 Flarims, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, and potatoes are known for their lead aftertaste. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alflandres's national animal is the Alflandres Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Secular State.

Alflandres is ranked 39,026^th in the world and 2^nd in Unidos Brasileiros for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,178.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.