The Hyperic Czardom of Alezdotyre is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Czar Igor Estrasov VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, aversion to nipples, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 10.949 billion Hyperian are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyperius. The average income tax rate is 37.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperian economy, worth a remarkable 1,450 trillion Rodins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 132,448 Rodins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, Hyperian have been enjoying a recent boost in civil rights as the government continues to clamp down on emigration, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and the seafood industry is sleeping with the fishes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alezdotyre's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Verdigrisism.

Alezdotyre is ranked 217,283^rd in the world and 61^st in Aceon for Highest Drug Use, scoring 70.28 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.