The United Socialist States of Alexandria-Ocasio-Cortez is a titanic, cultured nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 10.964 billion Alexandria-Ocasio-Cortezians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Alexandria-Ocasio-Cortezian economy, worth 135 trillion byts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry. Average income is 12,330 byts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, Alexandria-Ocasio-Cortez is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alexandria-Ocasio-Cortez's national animal is the bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Alexandria-Ocasio-Cortez is ranked 299,651^st in the world and 4^th in THE SQUAD for Most Developed, scoring 44.43 on the Human Development Index.