The Queendom of Alerrystow is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 650 million Alerrystowians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 39.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Alerrystowian economy, worth 20.8 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,035 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alerrystow's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alerrystow is ranked 140,125^th in the world and 2^nd in Tasmanian Trailer Park for Safest, scoring 66.63 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.