The Oppressed Peoples of Alayalia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by General Pellinore Glatisant with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 1.555 billion Alayalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marcandra. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Alayalian economy, worth 39.1 trillion Clovers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 25,163 Clovers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Alayalia has designated Marcandra as its capital city, General Pellinore Glatisant has just been declared ruler of Alayalia in an international press conference, Asmanism has been named as Alayalia's national religion, and police officers outnumber pigeons in Marcandra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alayalia's national animal is the Azidahka, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Asmanism.

Alayalia is ranked 203,163^rd in the world and 2,033^rd in the Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.61 percentage of bribes refused.