The Democratic Republic of Akkcham is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chairman Batyenawang with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.221 billion Chams are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindyai. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Akkchamese economy, worth 96.9 trillion Akkchamese Sors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 79,360 Akkchamese Sors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', and child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Akkcham's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Akkcham is ranked 96,454^th in the world and 25^th in Sparkalia for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,798.96 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.