The Republic of Akaaristan is a fledgling, safe nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 6 million Akaaristanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The fragile Akaaristanian economy, worth 103 billion Kinars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,279 Kinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, diplomats expel enough hot air to cause forest fires, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Akaaristan's national animal is the Águila , which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Akaaristan is ranked 126,477^th in the world and 557^th in Europeia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,599.56 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.