The Democratic Republic of Aischenia is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.831 billion Aischenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fernweh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.8%.

The strong Aischenian economy, worth 203 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 71,624 Tenalzurias, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Aischenia has designated Fernweh as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Aischenia's national animal is the Chimera, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Aischenia is ranked 243,125^th in the world and 51^st in Loush Land for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -8 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.