The Loush Landian Neko Union of Loush Land is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman Reizura Azare with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.819 billion Loushians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobikyu. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Loush Landian economy, worth a remarkable 3,395 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 229,158 Tenalzurias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, the economy is booming loud enough to drown out the cries of its digital labour, kids learn to count without the numbers '0' or '1', and the government is said to have a martyrdom complex. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loush Land's national animal is the Mahontton Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Religion.

Loush Land is ranked 259,954^th in the world and 51^st in Loush Land for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.56 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.