The Dominion of Ahamalia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mike with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.182 billion Ahamalians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plazada City. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ahamalian economy, worth 308 trillion Mamahms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,342 Mamahms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping, and Ahamalian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ahamalia's national animal is the bobcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ahamalia is ranked 315,589^th in the world and 194^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Least Corrupt Governments, with 48.06 percentage of bribes refused.