The State of Agrippia is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The cynical population of 30.811 billion Agrippians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 37.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Agrippian economy, worth 866 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,123 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Gambling is outlawed, military spending is on the increase, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and Agrippia has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agrippia's national animal is the deer.

Agrippia is ranked 214,972^nd in the world and 1^st in Agrippia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring zero on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.