The Commonwealth of AGoodName is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by BowShot118 with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 13.088 billion Card Farmers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AGoodCityName. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer economy, worth a remarkable 1,358 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,795 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, and commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AGoodName's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cards.

AGoodName is ranked 242,303^rd in the world and 3,865^th in eta for Highest Drug Use, scoring 60.71 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.